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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Injustice!!!

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It was a bad morning. First of all, my Human let Meepie get up on the bed to snuggle. EXCUSE ME?! I was there first. I just say no to Meepie being on the bed, but my Human allowed it.

Then we all went outside. Then that stupid Lex came inside and got alone time with my Human. That is simply wrong! He is stupid!

So when I came back inside I let Lex know how wrong and stupid he was. Then my Human put me in my box and closed the door to the room.

I have no confirmation of this, but I'm pretty sure that my Human then made a breakfast of buttermilk pancakes, sausage, and eggs that she shared with all of the other dogs.

By the time I was released from my box all of the breakfast was gone! Therefore, I have to assume I was correct about the injustice.

13 comments:

The Husky in the Window said...

But Turbo, you didn't get any of the breakfast? That is so not fair. You can come have dinner with me, we're having roast chicken and potatoes and it's doggy friendly.

Husky Hugs, MayaMarie

Turbo's Human said...

For the record, no dogs got my breakfast. I ate the whole thing myself. I know that makes me a mean, stupid, and evil Human, but I pay the bills!

Russell said...

If this is true I say we protest.

Breakfast for all!

Russ

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

That is MAJOR injustice! You shouldn't all that AT ALL! Your human better watch out because she'll probably be sentenced to federal prison once you become president.

Kat

Tierre (TY-ree) said...

I like the picture, though, with you and Roo Roo.

The Brat Pack said...

What the he** is going on there?!? You better get control back of the house or it'll be anarchy.

Thrawn

Shmoo said...

And you haven't peed on the human bed yet? Well, get to it!

Meeshka
(I'd be slamming heads on the floor by now too)

Joe Stains said...

This is TERRIBLE! Would you like me to mail your human a box of poo?

Holly said...

Not only did she shut you in your box, and NOT give you any of that yummy breakfast, but she is commenting on YOUR blog?

I agree with Meeshka, this deserves some peeing on something. Or chew something of hers up. Or just claw her really good.

Hbbb

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

You've had quite a day! The stupid human should have been more sensitive to yur needs. You should have some quality time alone wif her & not have to share. AND, not able to be in the room when she made her breakfast! That is just so wrong to be locked up while the others are free. I feel for you, Tubey!!
-Cosmos-

The Army of Four said...

Oh, TUBEY! This is terribly unjust! And if what your human said is true and that she didn't share her breakfast with ANYPUPPY... that's even WORSE!
Are you OK? I could mail you some canned peaches; I always spit them out.
Love,
Amber

Stanley said...

Turbo Boy!

Do you want us to organize a protest for you? I'm with Joe Stains. AFter not giving you your share of the breakfast & shutting you up in a box, she then has the NERVE to even show up on your blog, let alone make a comment?

I'm not big into retaliation, but I think she's due!

Goober love & sympathy,
Stanley

Turbo the Sibe said...

Thanks everydog for your kind comments. My Human is stupid, and should never have posted anything. I appreciate everydog's offers of support.

You'll be happy to hear that Niki (the oldster at our house) got some revenge for me. She chose not to poop outside, but to do it in the hallway right before my Human left for her stupid job!