Ari's human, Kathryn PhD invited me to give the commencement speech at the school where she teaches. And I got an honorary doctorate, so now I am Doc Tubey. (I've noticed something weird at universities. Most professors last name is PhD. I think it's pronounced "fud." I guess they were bred to be professors. I don't understand humans.)
Here's a picture of me receiving my degree:
This is my speech:
Ari, Kathryn PhD, all other PhD's, family, friends, and especially the new graduates, thank you for inviting me to your graduation. And of course for the doctorate.
My advice for everyone is to not be stupid!
Now, let's eat some cheese and bacon!
After the Unity humans and their friends and families joined me for cheese and bacon, I got my picture taken with some of the graduates: