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Friday, May 02, 2008

Stupid Human Law #3


In Chicago...

It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.

Okay, here's my issue: I don't have a problem with dogs not being allowed to drink whiskey. But I think it's stupid that there is actually a law that outlaws a specific type of alcohol. It is a waste of human time to have this stupid law. I don't think any place that specifically outlaws humans from driving while impaired by only a certain type of alcohol.


Charlie - The Big Dog said...

Mmmmmm.....so if somebody did give a dog whiskey, and it went to court, would the dog have to take the stand and testify? Surely evidence presented by a drunk dog would be inadmissible?

Kathryn and Ari said...

Interesting. What about other alcohols? I have a feeling that is Maverick the Pirate had his way, we'd all be drinking rum.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

How about stuff from www.ThirstyDog.com?

They have Siberian Nights, Balto, and Old Leghumper - with the furst two being OUR kind!

Do they take our sleds and/or harnesses?


Anonymous said...

We have a lot of stupid laws in Chicago, Tubey. Maybe, on your way to Indiana for the primary, you could stop by the city council chambers and tell them just how stupid they are. None of them will listen to us.


nl1990 said...

what diane said! maybe you can have a talk with the mayor too please!


Marley said...

I'm OK with this law, because I'm a tequila pup myself. Plus, I'm in Gurnee, so I just don't go out drinkin' in the city!

Chicago's mayor is an...interesting fella. I wouldn't exactly say that Chicago politicians put priority in "common sense".


Jan said...

We hear that refined Chicago dogs drink only the best Merlot.

Misty the alpha Poodle

The Daily Echo said...

Whew! I'm so glad they didn't say Yuengling Beer!

Kapp pack said...

And this is exactly why human never accomplish anything! They are too worried about depriving us!

Woo woo, KA

Khady Lynn said...

Who made THAT stupid law?!?!!!!!

Good thing we don't live in Chicago, cuz Samuel likes Whiskey.