Stupid Heat

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I hate hot weather. I'm sure you all know that when I'm President that I will be banning it.

We've also had a lot of stupid rain and stupid storms. But our local ABC affiliate is very stupid. During their weather segment this week they had a graphic similar to this:



I guess they were expecting an influx of dead South Carolina Senators in our area, but I didn't see any. Just rain and lightning and thunder.

A day or so later, this same TV station was talking about sports and how some baseball player hit a doubel. Apparently, that is very rare!

I apologize for being really far behind on visiting your blogs. I'm going to blame it on my Human.

To make it up to you, I will close with a picture of me:

Stupid Human Law #3

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In Chicago...

It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.

Okay, here's my issue: I don't have a problem with dogs not being allowed to drink whiskey. But I think it's stupid that there is actually a law that outlaws a specific type of alcohol. It is a waste of human time to have this stupid law. I don't think any place that specifically outlaws humans from driving while impaired by only a certain type of alcohol.

Stupid Human Law #2

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In Hartford, CT the following was a law:

It is illegal to educate dogs.

Stupid Human Law #1

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The following was a law in Oklahoma:

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.