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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Oregon & Kentucky


So they are voting in Oregon and Kentucky today. I've made stops to both states:

But not everyhuman thinks I would make a good President:

I wanted to tell them that they were stupid, but I remembered that my Khampaign Khoordinator Khyra had advised me to me nicer. So this is what I said:

I'm hope that you change and are no longer so stupid.


Teddy Westlife said...

Clearly they are not worthy of cheese and bacon either. Some humans are so stupid.

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

As 'they' say, you khatch more flies with sugar than with vinegar -

I sooooooooo feel two more states in the Tubey kholumn!!

Dr. Turbo-08

The Army of Four said...

That guy is nothing but a species-ist!
Play bows,

Anonymous said...

Manage saying that about us dogs.... we have more sense than all of them put together... and i'm only a pup.

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Deefor said...

Good work on the campaign trail. Sure is unfair to doggies.


D'Azul Siberian said...

Those humans be very stupid Unkey Tubey. Are we old enough to vote yet?

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Khady Lynn said...

Wow, what a fabulous speach!!! And, soooo true!!! Way to go Tubey!!