Georgia (Still) On My Mind

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My cousin Sitka & niece Cornelia Marie live in an exciting state. I saw these 2 headlines today:

Georgia Men Claim Hairy, Frozen Corpse Is Bigfoot

and

Georgia Leader Signs Truce, But Will Russia Leave?

Georgia

You can imagine my distress when I learned that Florida had invaded Georgia, the state where my cousin (Sitka) and niece (Cornelia Marie) live. My Human even has ties to Georgia because she attended Bulldog University back in the early 90's. I'd heard that some cities next to Florida had decided that they hated Georgia and wanted to be a part of Florida. The Georgia government humans told those unhappy Georgia humans that they couldn't leave the state. Then the Florida humans told the unhappy Georgians that they could be Floridians. That ticked of the Georgia Georgians and then things got really stupid. Fortunately Sitka & Cornelia Marie are fine and no where near Florida.

Obviously, I had to make a formal statement on this situation. After careful thought and consultation with my advisers, I issued this statement.

Hey! Stop being stupid!

Oh yeah, I heard that some Russian guy was causing problems in some European country. I have a message for him too:

Вы должны остановить и не быть тупоумны.

My Niece

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My niece Cornelia Marie is now living with my cousin Sitka in Georgia. She is really a chip of the old Tubey. Not only does she look like me, but she yells at things that are stupid, too. I've heard that her humans call her "Tubette."

Below is a picture of Cornelia Marie (on the left) and me as Turbo Puppy (on the right). I bet you didn't know that I've mastered the art of time travel.



In other news, my Human got me a new laptop. It's faster than the old stupid computer.

And in more other news, my Human has a stupid itchy rash all over her body.