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Friday, January 04, 2008

On Top!

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Ha rooo! Thanks for all of your support. I made it to the top of the Iowa Caucuses. Not only did the fine citizens of Iowa choose to have me represent the Dogmacrat Party for their state's Presidential Candidate, but they also overwelmingly chose me as superior to the stupid Republican and Democrat human candidates. You may not hear this on the human news reports, but you all know this to be true.


At this time I will turn to my Khampaign Khoordinator Khyra to woo a few words:

As Khandidate Tubey's Khampaign Khoordinator, we focused on putting our heads down and choosing a fresh trail for change. I had hopes the stoopid humans would realize how much Tubey and his platform had to offer. I'm so honoured to be part of his team. Now off to the snows of New Hampshire!

9 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Oh Tubey!

Woo did IT!!

I think it was the steak on every plate that did it!!!

And since New Hampshire is near Vermont - and Khabot Khreamery - we have to push our cheese platform!!!!

Bowing to WOO,
Khyra
Khampaign Khoordinator
Tubey '08

Peanut said...

Congrats

Kathryn and Ari said...

Ari says she'll vote early and often for Turbo! Let us know if you need a campaign headquarters in New England: we'll chew up far more buttons than we can distribute, but it's the thought that counts, right?

The Army of Four said...

You had me when you decided to ban thunder and fireworks! Way to go, Tubey!
Hey ... so your human is calling you "Puffy & Fluffy". You aren't using moose in your fur, are you? HA roo roo roo!
Tail wags,
Storm

The Daily Echo said...

Congratulations! I think you're going to make it all the way to the White Dog House. You've got my vote.
ECHO

Holly said...

I know you'll make it big in New Hampshire!! And with Khyra as your manager, there's no such thing as losing!

Bama said...

Woo, Tubey! Let us know when you come to Florie-duh, we'll come out and chew on a stump for ya!
Bama & the RHP

Joe Stains said...

I never doubted you for ONE SECOND!

Kapp pack said...

Great job! Keep up the good work!

WOo woo, Kelsey Ann