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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Stupid News Story

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I read a stupid news story about some stupid human scientists who claim that they have developed a computer to translate barks into their stupid human language. The scientists are especially proud of the fact that their stupid computers can tell when a dog is barking about a stranger or that they want to fight...

DO THEY REALLY NEED A COMPUTER TO TELL THEM THAT?

I hate to admit that my Human is not stupid about something, but she doesn't need a stupid computer to tell her when I'm yelling that I see a stranger or that I think I'm going to have to fight!

In closing, all humans are stupid, but apparently mine is not the most stupid one!

And here's a picture of me:

6 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I do beg to differ - just a bit!

Not all humans are stoopid - OURS were smart enough to choose US!!

They just aren't as smart as WE are - nor will they ever be!!!

Wags and Wuv,
Khyra
KK
T'08

Kathryn and Ari said...

Is that a toilet paper tube, Tubey? mmmmmmmm. . . paper pulp.

But seriously, I have to agree with Turbo: humans can be pretty stupid about dog language. Think about all of the human words dog know--most researchers say that domestic dogs can distinguish over 100 human words and their meanings. I certainly don't know that much canine vocabulary!

jan said...

It's when the humans are stupid AND arrogant that annoy us. Like thinking they know something about dogs with all their technology.

Phhht.

Misty the alpha Poodle

Marley said...

Thank Dog your human is not the stupidest of the stupid!

Mom says she just wants to squish your head and give you kisses in that picture. So...you better tell her to stay away if she comes near you. She understands bark and woo, too.

Marls

The Daily Echo said...

Alrighty then. I do believe this might be one of the few times I am speechless. Sometimes those humans amaze me.
ECHO

Holly said...

Good Lord!! What next?! 'weak grin with eye roll'

Hbbb