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Showing posts with label South Carolina. Show all posts
Showing posts with label South Carolina. Show all posts

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Success in South Carolina

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Yet another Turbo Victory. But my Khampaign Khoordinator Khyra had to step between me and some stupid loudmouthed chickens that were yelling a bunch of stupid stuff at me. The chickens were insistant that I am anti-poultry! Me!? I love having chicken for dinner every night!

So, thanks to all the non-stupid South Carolinans who realize that this dog is the real candidate for change!

I am now on to Florida and then up to Maine!

Here's a picture of me to tide you over until the next picture of me:

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Tube Wolf Nevada Victory!

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Without further ado, here's Khampaign Khoordinator Khyra!

Our khampaign netted yet another vikhtory! The non-stoopid voters of Nevada rolled the dice and they khame up Tubey Eyes!


And here's some words from me...

Thank woo to all my supporters once again. It looks like the Tubey Train went over the Rocky Mountains and picked up momentum. I think it'll pick up more momentum as we cross again on our way to South Carolina! Woo!!