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Sunday, February 08, 2009

Fixing Things


(Please note that this is not either of the actual handyhumans who came to our house to fix things. It's the house, but it is a reenactment.)

We had to have a couple guys come to our house and fix things that Roo Roo and my Human broke. I think that I neglected to blog that Rooie had broken the bedroom window when a stupid no-possum walked by. It was kind of scary with all that broken glass and my Human yelling for Rooie and me to "leave it." I just stared at her like she was crazy.

(This is the window Roo broke from the inside:)

All of us canines got to run around in the big field for a long time so that the handyhumans could fix things without us interrupting. Then the handyhumans went to the store to buy things. My Human still kept us out in the yard. We were ready to come in, but we still had to stay outside. Eventually my Human let us back into the house. I yelled at Lex because he was stupid, so my Human stuck me in my box.

When the handyhumans came back, all the other dogs got to meet them. I didn't because I was still in my box. Rooie was helpful. She took one of the boxes to the yard to destroy.

I want to give you an example of why Lex is stupid. He whined the whole time the handyhumans were around. One of the handyhumans asked my Human if Lex had a touch of arthritis and if that was why he was whining. My Human said no. That it was just something Lex likes to do.


Jack & Moo said...

Well, the running around in the big field part sounds like fun. so does getting a good close encounter with a no-possom! But getting stuck in your box stinks. no fair, woo are just telling it like it is. Also, as for Lex's stupid whining, the same goes for Jack. I swear, that boys whines like a little girl!


Marigold said...

There is much to be said for 'the pasture', in my opinion.

D'Azul Siberian said...

Running in the field does sound super but too bad you couldn't supervise those handy men to make sure they did the job right. Thats the problem with government, oversight is stuck in a box.

D'Azul, Where Siberians Rule

Teddy Westlife said...

I am glad nopup got hurt with the broken glass. Nopossums are very stupid. I am not sure about Lex.

Huffle Mawson

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I bet Lex would like to fix woo...


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D.K. Wall said...

We always get the box when handyhumans are around. That was after the episode where a handyhuman reported missing several tools. Fortunately, the humans who live with us are not handy at all

Fred said...

Wow! Craziness at your place! Love the black-and-white picture there.

Simcha said...

My stupid hoomom laughed right out loud upon seeing the handyman in your photo. He looks petrified!


the magic sleigh said...

Nice to find all of wooo.Funny with those handyhumans isn't it? they are scared of me, when I would just like to be admired, and my little brother ,the scared little cute border collie, would bite their leg off!
-Kira The Florida Siberian

Kathryn and Ari said...

Tubey, you know we think you're fantastic. Really--we do. You're the greatest. But you have to stop telling Lex he's stupid. He has a tough enough time as it is, what with his loner-status and broody-guy self. Sometimes the best Tube-wolf is the quiet Tube-wolf.

PS- Our verification word was "grepuboo"

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