D. Animal is dead! It could not survive the wrath of 5 Siberian huskies. Let this be a motivation for all of you who reside with the dreaded and stupid Dyson.
All it took was 4+ years of fluff and pee to kill the beast.
And we will never have another vacuum ever again. The house will have an ever increasing layer of husky fluff.
Oh, what's that? My Human has something to add:
I will be getting a new Dyson. There will not be an ever increasing layer of husky fluff in the house. And, besides that, I have a substitute industrial strength vacuum.
Humans are stupid!!!