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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Glorious News Of A Defeat!


D. Animal is dead! It could not survive the wrath of 5 Siberian huskies. Let this be a motivation for all of you who reside with the dreaded and stupid Dyson.

All it took was 4+ years of fluff and pee to kill the beast.

And we will never have another vacuum ever again. The house will have an ever increasing layer of husky fluff.

Oh, what's that? My Human has something to add:

I will be getting a new Dyson. There will not be an ever increasing layer of husky fluff in the house. And, besides that, I have a substitute industrial strength vacuum.

Humans are stupid!!!


Shmoo said...

Great news, what a wondrous victory in the name of HULA! We've tried peeing and destroying, but ours still lives. We sabotaged the little hose on the bottom with our fluff and they just went out and got another one... one day we will taste victory and it will taste like a Dyson Animal!


♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

We have tried here too. Ours needed a new clutch, guess we clogged it up so it broke, but somehow the human found the plastic card and got it fixed.

Woos, the OP Pack

ThePainterPack said...

Wowzers! We don't try and "kill" ours...Koova just pees on it directly. Eventually the motor thingy dies and it blows up, smelling like Koova pee. Simple, yet effective.

HaRoooo to husky fur!!!
Mya Boo Boo

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I'm deprived...

I don't have a pretty purple animal one -

I'm shedding in solidarity with woo now!


Teddy Westlife said...

I bow down to your greatness. I'd also like to send our D. Animal to you for similar treatment, if that's okay Tubey?

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

Roxie, Sammy, Andy and Shermie said...

Good job. We only have the yellow
dyson because we don't have Siberian fluffiness. Mom seems to think the one we have will keep control of dachsie "fluffiness". If it gets to be too much for us, we will ask you to send some of your fluffiness. We are sure your mom can find some to mail.

Mika said...

You are so lucky that you have so many of you to help you destroy one Dyson. It's just me against 2 Dirt Devils. Can you send me some assistance please before Mommy decides to have Uncle send her the industrial one here?

Marley said...

Victory for all of you! Your human's new Dyson will break itself in fear!


FleasGang said...

If you ever need more "fluff" to try to kill the new beast in a shorter amount of time, don't hesitate to call!

Shelly & Tommy

Jack & Moo said...

Well done! Our Kirby hasn't died yet, even after shedding fluffiness for a decade. Bah-humbug!

Woos & aroos to yous!
Star & Jack aa-roo

Amber-Mae said...

Great job on killing that dreadful monstah! But your Mom getting a another one? So that will be another 4 years of hard work to kill that thang.

Squeaky clean after a bath,
Solid Gold Dancer

Marigold said...


Lady Kaos said...

WOOHOO for your loss and condolences on what it sounds like will be a new member of the family.

Eduardo said...

Oh my Mommy wants a Dyson! A glorious defeat indeed!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Princess Eva and Brice said...

We don't even have carpet but our Momma thinks that we need to provide a good home for one of those purple things.

Princess Eva

D.K. Wall said...

Keep up the war!

Joe Stains said...

We read this on Charlie the big dogs blog, how exciting!!

The Army of Four said...

alas, poor Dyson! I knew him well!
Tail wags,

Carolyn said...

Sigh, we too failed in our quest to kill. Mom thought we had succeeded, but then finally pulled it apart and discovered our strategically-placed super-wad of fur right behind the wheel. She took out scissors and cut it out with lots of mutterings.

Then our D. Animal was back in business. Sigh.

We have not tried peeing on it. Maddox will attempt that method next.

Shelby and Maddox, plotting the demise of their own D. Animal

My Two Best Friends said...


We HATE those things! We wish our vacuum would die too!

Thor and Marco Polo

Kelsey and Smokey said...

Stop by my blog. I've got something for you there!

The Husky in the Window said...

Wow! You pups are good! I never thought about peeing on it. I'll get Bella to do it.
Husky Hugs, MayaMarie

Life With Dogs said...

Time for hardwood floors :)

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

We love to chase Rs! That's about all that it is good fur!

-da boys, Cosmos & Juneau-

Kathryn and Ari said...

Tubey, we are very sorry to hear both that the vacuum is broken and that it will be replaced. If we were to hazzard a guess, we would speculate that perhaps it was your Turboveivetch hair that did it in.

PS- Our word verification was "hazomunt."

Fred said...

I have successfully destroyed a Kenmore vacuum and am now working to take down a Eureka brand.
Stay strong!

Allison Walton said...

Haroo! Dis post makes us waff!!

Gus and Waldo