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Saturday, October 03, 2009

Week 5


First an important note. I inadvertently short changed the Bloomsburgs on the number of wins. I've gone back and corrected my reports. As a special way of apologizing to the Turbo Colored Huskies, I've interjected myself into a graphic with their mascot:

So! Here's what happened in this week's games: The Bloomsburgs, Saskatchewans, Northern Illinois, & Michigan Techs all were triumphant over the marauders (and sidekick Skully), the clan, broncos, and bulldogs.

The Connecticuts had the week off, so they did not win, but they also did not lose.

Unfortunately, the Washingtons and the Northeasterns did not win against the Fighting Irish and some crusaders.

I have a special woo out regarding the Washingtons. They were aided in no small part by my good friend Marley, who let loose with the gas as a means of diminishing the support his humans had for the Fighting Irish. I appreciate your effort, Mars. I know your fart was in the right place.

(You will notice that I have marked certain number in red. That is the number that increases each week.)


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

The Bloomsburg PAWSYLVANIA Huskies rokhk!

I'm sure they appreciate your support!


Marley said...

I did all I could, the worst gas I could produce, and those stoopid Irish still won! Ziggy was so mad that he refused to potty outside and pooped in his crate instead. I enjoyed watching Mom dry heave while cleaning it up.


Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

Go Bloomsburg Huskies! We don't too far dat school. Wonder if I could apply to be der mascot?

Husky kisses,

Teddy Westlife said...

How come some teams have played fewer games?

Huffle Mawson

Khady Lynn said...

I think those Bloomsburg Huskies got their mascot by stealing your picture!