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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Short Speech


I gave a short speech today in response to U.S. President Barack Obama's State of the Union Speech & also in response to the Republican Party's response by Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell.

To all human politicians: I am sorry you are all stupid. You speak too many words when just a few would do.

Now, let's all join together for some cheese & bacon!

I am fairly certain that if all politicians did what dogs want, all the world's problems would be solved!

The esteemed journalist Mr. Sam E. Winks tinkled and said this about my speech: "I forgot Tubey was a dog for about 5 seconds!"


The Army of Four said...

I like the way you think, Tubey!
Tail wags,

Shmoo said...

Excellent speech. I agree wholeheartedly.

(moving away from the tinkle spot)

Teddy Westlife said...

Most pertinent and relevant speech ever.

D.K. Wall said...

Our Cap and Trade proposal to address Global Warming.

1) Global Warming is caused by hot air.

2) Politicians are full of hot air (and other, oh, never mind).

3) If Politicians kept their mouth shut, there would be less hot air and, therefore, no global warming.

4) Therefore, politicians have to pay us - the public - for every word they utter.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...


Marigold said...

...cheese, and bacon and Peanuts! ...AND PEANUTS!!!

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Yeah, more doin & less talkin!!!!

-da boyz, Cosmos & Juneau-

Jack & Moo said...

Now that's what I call an eco-friendly Smart Speech! On to the cheese & bacon!

a-roos to yous,
jack a-roo & so not moo

PS - my berification word sums it all up -- "uncommon"

houndstooth said...

Those are very wise words -- especially the ones about cheese and bacon!


TimberLove said...

harrooo! cheese and bacon all around then!!

Charlie said...

Good speech!! Where's the food?
- Charlie

Byron said...

Here, here.

Mochi and Bali said...

Cheese and Bacon! :) Great speech!


Fred said...

Hear! Hear! {or is it Here! Here!}
Whatever...cheese and bacon!

Dog Foster Mom said...

Excellent speech - maybe we should only allow politicians to run for office if they have a dog, and they are willing to let their dog make all of the important decisions. Then the politicians can just take care of the paperwork while the dogs enjoy cheese and bacon!

Life With Dogs said...

Any chance we can write you in on the next ticket? :)