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Saturday, September 17, 2011

Husky Football League 2011: Week 3

So I decided that what the world needs now is not "love sweet love." Instead what is needed is me to report on the weekly results of the Husky Football League. I did not cover the league last year and it has caused the world to be on the verge of economic collapse. I'm doing my part to right this wrong.

There's some really good news this season! The Northeastern University football team will not be losing any games this season! Now, back in 2009 there final record was 3 wins and 8 losses. Apparently these wise Huskies decided to stop losing games in 2010 and will continue to not lose games this season. In non-related news, they are no longer fielding a football team.

In other good news, the Bloomsburg Turbo-Colored Huskies are leading the league! This week they beat a bunch of Crimson Hawks. I bet those hawks were even more crimson after the Turbo-Colored Huskies got done with them, too.

But, sadly, that is where the good news ends this week. Michigan Tech lost to some warriors, Saskatchewan trampled by some bisons (and one of my Human's old schools at that!), Washington shucked by some ears of corn, Northern Illinois were badgered by badgers, and Connecticut were blown away by some twirly winds.

In closing, here's a picture of the gigantic husky of the University of Saskatchewan:

Don't be scared, though. Jake is inflatable:


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

...and in what state are those Bloomsburg Huskies lokhated???

PAWSylvania of khourse!


Kari in Alaska said...

that blow up husky is SCARY


Marigold said...

I'm scared anyway. Do you know what that thing would sound like if it exploded??? Go Dawgs!!!!

Teddy Westlife said...

Are there any panther teams?