I found a link to my blog on a website listing attorneys in the state of Missouri. Yes, I am an attorney. I specialize in snow suits and pro-bone-o cases.Also, I found a website using my picture of my campaign button with other important buttons. They were discussing that soon to be former governor, Eliot Spitzer. Although they didn't ask my opinion on the situation, I'm sure it was just an oversight on their part. After all, they love me over there.
My comment:
Although all humans are by nature stupid, Eliot Spitzer clearly wins the currently non-existent Turbo Stupid Of The Week award. Here's just 4 reasons:
First of all, I am doggonally offended that his last name degrades the fine Spitz dogs of the world. I cannot abide any canine defamation.
Second, he should be too busy being the Governor of NY to be able to take his pants off for any illegal activities.
Thirdly, he paid money to have his pants off in front of another human.
Number 4, he used to prosecute humans for things like paying money to have their pants off.
