
This is the sort of thing that the humans' government gets involved in.Not only did they decide to change the looks of Woodsy Owl, but also they have explicit instructions on how to get rid of the old Woodsy (see below). I think that the new Woodsy looks stupid. Very stupid!
Destroying Old Woodsy Owl Costumes
- Guidelines
1. Incinerate the complete costume with the oversight of an official USDA Forest Service law enforcement officer*.
2. The entire Woodsy Owl costume including each of the separate pieces is to be destroyed beyond recognition.
* If you do not have access to an official USDA Forest Service law enforcement representative, arrangements will be made for dealing with your costume by contacting the USDA-FS Washington Office at:
Woodsy Owl
C/o National Symbols Program
P. O. Box 96090
Washington, D. C. 20090-6090