Conditioning Humans

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My Human was exasperating today...twice! She put her shoes on twice today and then did not go outside and open up the gate to the bigger field. We've worked with her on her training and her behavior, but she still isn't being consistent.

Let's face it, humans just aren't as smart as dogs. We are watching a dogumentary called Dog Genius. The human narrator was discussing that chimps can't figure out what humans mean when they point at something and that dogs can figure it out 90% of the time. We all know that the 10% time that dogs can't figure it out are when humans are giving mixed signals.

The human narrator referred to humans as dogs' research subjects. This is certainly true. We study humans whenever they are present.

My Human Is Back

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My stupid Human is finally back from her stupid training for her stupid new job. I apologize for my not blogging lately. But you all know what it's like having stupid, selfish humans!

My Human said that the building she was training in had lots of offices with glass walls. She saw one dog there...a mini dachshund. My Human said that it would be funny to have all six of us there, running around and leaving nose prints on the glass walls!

My Human likes her new job a lot (so far). But she also has said that the only perfect job is the one you don't have.

I know all of you have been suffering from a lack of Tubey pictures, so today I'm showing you a few from my puppy days.