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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Acceptance

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Huricane Akara Turbofire's Acceptance Speech

The following is a transcript of Huricane Akara Turbofire's acceptance speech at the Sibertarian National Convention in Arena, Wisconsin, as recorded by JSF Transcriptions.



Thank woo! Thank woo all very much! Tonight I am accepting our Pawty's nomination for the President of the United States.

(APPLAUSE)

When my Human was a very young human, in the single digit years, she went for a walk with her neighbor friend Missy. They were talking politics. My Human declared that she hoped Jimmy Carter would win the Presidential election. Missy said that she hoped Gerald Ford would win. Then she poked my Human in the eyes. It was at that moment my young Human realized that politics could be a painful experience.

I want to assure all of you that I will make my Administration be a less painful and far less stupid experience than any human Administration has ever been.

(APPLAUSE)



Our Pawty, the Sibertarian Pawty, is the most inclusive political party in our great nation.

(APPLAUSE)

We are the only party who has pan-species membership.

The other parties, the human parties are just that. For HUMANS!

(AUDIENCE BOOS)

I ask you to reach your paws and hands across the great species divide in hope and friendship.



(APPLAUSE)

What about my running mate, eh? I've found just the right partner to help me shake up the District of Columbia, Khyra...

(APPLAUSE)

Khyra from the great state of Pennsylvania.



And I want to thank everyone here and all over America for the tremendous, wonderful, warm reception you gave her last night. Thank woo so much. She deserves it. What a great beginning!

(APPLAUSE)

About my human opponents...

(AUDIENCE BOOS)

They are promising change. But I say to you, what can be more change than having a dog as the chief executive of our country?

You give me a dollar and I will give you change.

And cheese AND bacon!!!!

(APPLAUSE)

8 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

WOW!

Even though I was there when you furst shared it with your supporters, the transkhript just reinforced (like humans do to our fences) the need for YOU to be our chief exekhutive -

I stand ready fur the challenge of being your running mate so we khan make this dream a reality -

My fluffy tail is waving - like our great flag - for TURBO TURBO TURBO!

Khongrats!

Khyra
PeeEssWoo: That was some of THE BEST cheeses I've ever had!

Tracey and Huffle said...

Turbo Turbo Turbo! Oi Oi Oi!

What a truly inspiring speech. And cheese and bacon is a marvellous way to finish.

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

Puddleglum said...

I am moved, inspired, and hungry (after mentioning cheese and bacon).

Lady Kaos said...

Wonderful speach!!! I'm going to go find me some cheese and bacon now.
Kaos

Thor and Marco Polo and 3 Kats said...

WOO WOO Turbo

What a speech!!!! You and Khyra will make excellent Team!

Go Turbo!

Thor and Marco Polo

The Daily Echo said...

Now THAT is what I call change!!
ECHO

Randi Lyn A. said...

WOO BABY WOO!
WOO BABY WOO!


Kayla and Maebe

Simcha said...

GMV Turbo! And I think your running mate Khyra reminds me of Princess Di!