Huricane Akara Turbofire's Acceptance Speech
The following is a transcript of Huricane Akara Turbofire's acceptance speech at the Sibertarian National Convention in Arena, Wisconsin, as recorded by JSF Transcriptions.
Thank woo! Thank woo all very much! Tonight I am accepting our Pawty's nomination for the President of the United States.
When my Human was a very young human, in the single digit years, she went for a walk with her neighbor friend Missy. They were talking politics. My Human declared that she hoped Jimmy Carter would win the Presidential election. Missy said that she hoped Gerald Ford would win. Then she poked my Human in the eyes. It was at that moment my young Human realized that politics could be a painful experience.
I want to assure all of you that I will make my Administration be a less painful and far less stupid experience than any human Administration has ever been.
Our Pawty, the Sibertarian Pawty, is the most inclusive political party in our great nation.
We are the only party who has pan-species membership.
The other parties, the human parties are just that. For HUMANS!
I ask you to reach your paws and hands across the great species divide in hope and friendship.
What about my running mate, eh? I've found just the right partner to help me shake up the District of Columbia, Khyra...
Khyra from the great state of Pennsylvania.
And I want to thank everyone here and all over America for the tremendous, wonderful, warm reception you gave her last night. Thank woo so much. She deserves it. What a great beginning!
About my human opponents...
They are promising change. But I say to you, what can be more change than having a dog as the chief executive of our country?
You give me a dollar and I will give you change.
And cheese AND bacon!!!!