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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Value of a Dollar

woo!

The humans of our country are having problems with their money. They have made all sorts of stupid decisions that have caused financial institutions to be in a world of hurt.

I have a small story about my Human's part of not knowing the value of a dollar.

Over the weekend, one of my canine room mates chewed up a dollar bill. My Human found some of it on the bed and the floor.

Today she found some more of it in some poop outside.

But she didn't try to salvage it!

9 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Wow!

They must pay well in Misery!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I'm making a khampaign appearance this Saturday in Warminster, Pawslyvania - woo are welkhome to attend!

Tracey and Huffle said...

Mum never checks my poop. Does that mean I am neglected?

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

Holly said...

WHAT????? She didn't try to tape it back together? My human did that, but it was a $5, and was mostly whole. Samuel ate it. She accidently saw it in the poop in the yard when she was mowing.

Sick.

Holly

The Thundering Herd said...

Hasn't she heard about the multiplying effect of a dollar as it passes through the "economic" system.

Kathryn and Ari said...

Stupid human. She clearly has no sense of canine investment strategies. Luckily, the current human administration will undoubtedly bail her out.

Thor and Marco Polo and 3 Kats said...

WOO WOO Turbo

Human just can't help it - they are so dependent on us! I'm so glad we are doggies!

Thor and Marco Polo

Fred said...

What?! Salvaging is an important part of financial solvency!

jan said...

The higher the dollar amount that is swallowed, the more closely the humans monitor the poop.

misty's law of money

Misty the alpha Poodle

Ender said...

That sure is expensive toilet paper!