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Saturday, December 13, 2008

Khommemorative Khollectable Khoin

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The Siberian Mint, the most trusted and respected name in khommemorative khollectibles, is proud to offer to the public, the limited edition Huricane Akara Turbofire and Khyra Wise United States Presidential Khandidate Khommemorative Khollectable Khoin. Presidential Khandidate Huricane Akara Turbofire and his running mate, Khyra Wise, are being honored on this brilliant, uncirculated U.S. Presidential Khandidate Khoin by The Siberian Mint.

These limited edition coins are now available to the public for the first time ever through this special offer. Turbo and Khyra are depicted in glorious metal on a genuine United States Presidential Khandidate Dollar and layered in genuine 24 kharat metal.

On one side of the khoin, Presidential Khandidate H.A. Turbofire is depicted:


And his running mate, Khyra Wise is depicted on the other side:


All khoins come with a serial numbered certificate of authenticity (serial number not featured in the picture):


The issue price for this treasured coin has been set at $299.95, but through this limited television offer, you can own this piece of history for just $19.95 and only $6.95 shipping and handling. You SAVE $280!

Don't miss out on this ground breaking historical event!

As a special bonus, you will also receive the 1st and only legal tender official postage stamp sheetlet ever issued in the world to honor a khanine khandidate team, a $20.00 value yours absolutely free, just pay $6.95 shipping and handling.



Your khommemorative set is a unique work of art, as well as an heirloom treasure, to be passed on with pride for future generations.



Everyone Everywhere Should Own This Piece Of History!

Act Now! Call 1-877-555-$@#&

Operators Are Standing By!


Strict Limit Of 1 Per Household!

(Sorry! Offer not available outside of the United States nor in AL, AK, AS, AZ, AR, CA, CO, CT, DE, DC, FM, FL, GA, GU, HI, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, LA, ME, MH, MD, MA, MI, MN, MS, MO, MT, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NC, ND, MP, OH, OK, OR, PW, PA, PR, RI, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, VT, VI, VA, WA, WV, WI, and WY.)

9 comments:

The OP Pack said...

Just totally awesome. Too bad for all the excluded states.

Shmoo said...

Do they come in livergreat flavor?
How about some Kinoki foot pads too?

Meeshka

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Khould we have a Chia Tubey too?

Great work!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Tracey and Huffle said...

Could you do just one special order for Australia?

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

Thor and Marco Polo and 3 Kats said...

WOO WOO Turbo

Those are awesome!!! And the stamp too!

Hugs
Thor and Marco Polo

Cyber-sibes said...

Hmm, not available in RI? Are there any for sale on the black market? *wink wink*

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Dewey Dewster said...

Oh my Dog.....

Why I felt like I was watchin' a paid-fer commercial on the TV.....now that coin is absolutely a collector's dream....yep, the picture of those beautiful candidates bring tears ta yer eyes....and the stamp...whoo hoo but the postage and handlin' charges will put ya in the poor house if ya aren't already there.....aw, fer the good old days when the economy was hummin' but then yer gonna get it back on track aren't ya ????

Dewey Dewster here....

Samantha ~ Holly and Zac ~ said...

Hi Turbo,

We found you through Khyra's blog.
Your coins and stamps are very cool. :-)

Holly & Zac

Kathryn and Ari said...

hoooo-ray. Sign us up for one of these coins. Oh, wait. . . that offer isn't good in our state. Damn.

PS- I'm thinking of a new version of Scrabble using only "word verification" words. What do you think?