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Saturday, May 23, 2009

Roughin' It


My Human woke up around 4am and found a very weird smell in the house. It was kind of a chemical/plastic smell. While we were outside delivering p-mail, my Human was inside sniffing things. As you all know, humans don't have as refined a sniffer as we do. My Human never figured out what the smell was and it went away anyway.

Then it was time for her to hose herself off before she went to that place she calls "work." After she was in the tub, she noticed that Roo Roo had picked up something that looked like a Tylenol. So my Human had to get out of the tub and chase after Rooie. My Human escorted Roo into the bathroom and had her drink some hydrogen peroxide so she'd horka up the pill. Turned out it wasn't a Tylenol after all but a bit of paper.

Eventually my Human was ready to go to work. So she escorted me and Rooie to our respective boxes. My Human then proceeded to give herself a black eye on a quart water bottle she was using to fill Rooie's water bowl. Yeah, I have no clue how my Human managed to do that, but she did. And now she has a nice shiner below her left eye.

Finally, when my Human got home she discovered that either Lex, Meepie, or Fargo had destroyed a catalog. Shredded paper everywhere!

All in all, it was a very good day.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

And woo trust her to drive that vehikhle thingie?

PeeEssWoo: Four paws AND a fluffy tail's up fur your vikhtories!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

That's what she gets for getting up so early:-)

Astrid Keel said...

sounds like your mom had a rough day :( hope her eye gets better.

The Army of Four said...

Look at that innocent face! Who could accuse Roo Roo of ANYthing!??!
Play bows,
PS: Hope your mom's eye is better!

Taffy said...

Wow! Tough day for the human. By the way, its nice to meet ya and we are sorta neighbors. I live in KC.

Teddy Westlife said...

I'm sorry your human has a black eye, that must be painful. Sounds like it was a productive day for all of you though.

Huffle Mawson

Allison Walton said...

Heehee! Yur mommee wuz problee soo urrked!

Gus and Waldo

D.K. Wall said...

Sounds like a superb Siberian Day to us!

Jack & Moo said...

Makes us wonder how they ever conquered the earth. (at least in their minds)

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Unknown said...

Roo Roo, you're so cute...you're the cutie...I like the way you talk like a human...thank you for sharing this...the other thing I'd like to share with you is that there's a person who knows pets' language and she can communicate with them, if you're curious about it, can check out: www.mrsdolito.com and one true funny story: http://www.mrsdolito.com/consultation-story/toffycomedian.html