My Human woke up around 4am and found a very weird smell in the house. It was kind of a chemical/plastic smell. While we were outside delivering p-mail, my Human was inside sniffing things. As you all know, humans don't have as refined a sniffer as we do. My Human never figured out what the smell was and it went away anyway.
Then it was time for her to hose herself off before she went to that place she calls "work." After she was in the tub, she noticed that Roo Roo had picked up something that looked like a Tylenol. So my Human had to get out of the tub and chase after Rooie. My Human escorted Roo into the bathroom and had her drink some hydrogen peroxide so she'd horka up the pill. Turned out it wasn't a Tylenol after all but a bit of paper.
Eventually my Human was ready to go to work. So she escorted me and Rooie to our respective boxes. My Human then proceeded to give herself a black eye on a quart water bottle she was using to fill Rooie's water bowl. Yeah, I have no clue how my Human managed to do that, but she did. And now she has a nice shiner below her left eye.
Finally, when my Human got home she discovered that either Lex, Meepie, or Fargo had destroyed a catalog. Shredded paper everywhere!
All in all, it was a very good day.