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Thursday, July 23, 2009

I Am A Pitbull


[Click on the picture to the left to biggify it so you can read all the banned breeds.]

Today we had an satellite dish installer come to our house who was scared of dogs. My Human was sensitive to this and had all of us dogs segregated so the man would not be scared. He saw a couple of us who peeked at him through the window blinds and asked if we were pitbulls. (There is an excellent website that challenges humans be be able to pick out the true pitbull from a bunch of pictures.)

This got me thinking about all of the stupid breed specific legislation that is out there. Pitbulls are often banned from living in certain communities. And by "living," I mean being alive rather than just residing in a town.

There is a town about 20 miles from our house that has a new stupid anti-pitbull law. The law basically says that no new pitbulls can come into Fayette, but that current ones are okay as long as the dogs' humans have registered them and have a photo ID for the dogs.

If certain so called scary breeds are banned, then it will be easier to ban other breeds that humans are scared of. You have to watch humans. You can't trust them.

I want to propose a new law to ban humans that dogs think are dangerous and stupid. Those humans would not be allowed to live in their communities. Take the word "live" anyway you want to.


Teddy Westlife said...

Well, the list doesn't include Honorary Husky but I'm sure it's only a matter of time. It took me four guesses to find the pit bull but I am not against them so I think that's okay.

Huffle Mawson

Randi Lyn said...

There are no dangerous dogs, only stoopid humans.

WOOOOO woo rar rar rar,
Kayla and Maebe

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I'll sekhond what the furry smart sisfurs from Lost Wages pawed!

PeeEssWoo: How about a mandatory spay/neuter fur hoomans too?

Fred said...

Banning breeds is as crazy as banning books. We are all pitbulls!

The Army of Four said...

Breed bans are incredibly stupid!
PS: Someone asked my mom the other day if I was an Australian Shepherd. She said, "No, he's a Labrador."

Achieve1dream said...

I agree. I think it would be more productive to limit who are allowed to have dogs or any pet (stupid people) rather than banning specific breeds. :D

Shmoo said...

I totally agree, and when we take over the world at the next election, we'll ban humans and small children.


Jack & Moo said...

Duh, wouldn't
(1) banning (& ENFORCING THE BAN) dogfighting
(2) require stoopid humans take a training course & get licensed before they are allowed to own a dog

be a more sensible approach?

Star & Jack a-roo

D.K. Wall said...

Sigh - with all the people who think we are wolves, I can only imagine who is next. Breedism stinks.

ThePainterPack said...

My mommy often says that dogs have way more smarts that hoomans. We furries can often "sense" whether a person is good or might have some bad inside them...Mommy calls them evil hoomans. I think she is right. I never seen no evil dogs...but there isn't many hoomans that I can say that about.

Mya Boo Boo
Proud to be a furrie!

D'Azul Siberian said...

We all vote that the dish dude is stupid.

D'Azul, Where Siberians Rule

Marigold said...

Right on! A Peanut for you! Next they'll be going after goats.

Khady Lynn said...

What? No Chihuahua's on the list? Well, that right there tells you this list is totally flawed.

Stupid humans. Some of them totally need skhwished!


Tierre Williams said...

Like I always say: There are no bad dogs, just bad owners.

The Brat Pack said...

Thanks for posting about this, it's an issue close to our hearts.

Summit the Super Mal said...

Woo there Tubei~
WHAT???? You're NOT a pitbull?
I'm shocked!!!!
Your pal,
Summii the Super Pitamute...or is it Malabull?