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Thursday, July 02, 2009

A Reminder


If I had been elected President, I would have banned the following things: Fireworks, thunderstorms, hot weather, mosquitoes, ticks, seizures, stupidity, etc, etc, etc...

Hey! This is a long holiday weekend. My Human is off of work for 3 days. It's not supposed to be really hot, which is good. But there will probably be some thunderstorms and fireworks around. We don't have fireworks at our house, But they are out there. I can hear them. Sadly, we currently have neither cheese nor bacon in our house. Maybe my Human will get some tomorrow.

I forgot to wish my Canadian friends Happy Canada Day. So, here's to you, one day late!

Happy Independence Day to all United Statesers.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

AND your new Dyson!

Turbo/Khyra 2008
We Were Just Wooin'

the magic sleigh said...

Don't forget to add the brush and bath to your rant! I am sick of the hot weather already...3 months without a seizure here, yah!
-Kira The BeaWootiful
Pee Ess WOO- my work is ovenduck, sounds yummy!

ThePainterPack said...

A house without cheese? Unthinkable!!! Yes, woo would have ran the country so much better! There's always 2012!! Go Turbo and Khyra!! Have a good holiday!


The Army of Four said...

Oh, how I wish you were in office! We had a ton of fireworks and firecrackers until way past midnight - THEN we had a thunderstorm. It was NOT a good night. Hrumph!
Tail wags,

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

No cheese???? No bacon???? Some pups need to send Mom to the store asap!!!

Woos, the OP Pack

Marigold said...

to all your bannings I say, A-Men!...and A-Women!...and A-Goats...and A-Dogs...whatever. I hope you get some cheese and bacon soon. I hate to think what it would be like if we ran out of Peanuts.

Teddy Westlife said...

Do you want my last fishy snack Tubey?

Huffle Mawson

Anonymous said...

I wish woo had been elected president. I am fine with the noisy things if I'm inside my house but don't like them when I'm outside...

WOOOOOO... Kayla
(ps... no cheese? no bacon? Sibe abuse!!!)

Shmoo said...

I just posted on my blog my 4th of July address about the stupidity of the current government and how I wish you and Khyra hadn't had the election stolen from you.


Taffy said...

I wasn't a bloggin doggy at election time but I know I would have voted for you...I like the way you think.
Hope you had a great weekend!
Love and hugs,

Princess Patches said...

We're very sick of hot weather too! We hope you had a fireworks free 4th. We were very lucky...there weren't very many fireworks around our house. We only barked twice!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Fred said...

I think I would have banned heat...and rain.

Khady Lynn said...

We know you tried Unkey Tubey, and we also know you were totally robbed!!

But, no cheese and bacon in the house?? I think your human woman needs clawed for putting you through THAT!!!

Khady Lynn

Amici said...

You are just TOO cute!

Jack & Moo said...

the "no fireworks - no thunderstorms" is okay, but "no cheese - no bacon"? Unthinkable! No wonder woo look a little faint.

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Amber-Mae said...

We hope you become the president! Oh don't forget to ban B.A.T.H & V.E.T too!!!

Solid Gold Momma

Ivy said...

hey hey tubey! me and my benjamin watched the fireworks across the street and we weren't ascared of them at all! of course we did haf a lot of good picnic food to distract us. i am sorry you didn't haf any cheese or bacon goodness. i luv the picture of you. i can't believe you held still long enuf to take it.

Summit the Super Mal said...

Woo there Tubey~
No BACON...No CHEESE? What's up with yer biped? I hope that the problem has been remedied by the time this gets posted...and the stoopid fireworks have stopped.
Your pal,