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Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Fluff For Pups


I would like to introduce my new philanthropy. It's called Fluff For Pups. I was thinking about my good friend Joe Stains. Joey is a Boston Terrier, and he often gets cold. Sure, he has lots of shirts and bunnyhugs to wear, but what he really needs is some husky fluff. I call on all fluffy dogs to give back to the canine world. Give up some of the fluff that you don't really need. We all know that we are more than willing to leave our fluff on our sofas, rugs, and even our humans. Why not donate some to some poor unfortunate dogs? Think of the Greyhounds, Boxers, the assorted terriers, and dachshunds! And maybe even goats, cats, & birds!


And then here's 3 of us at the beginning of my fluff production season:

And here's what I left out on the deck!

Please made it possible for fluff deprived dogs be fluffy!


Sophie Brador said...

My brother the Greyhound has hardly any furs at all and his belly is totally bald. I told him, maybe he should go back to Florida so he wouldn't get so cold, but he loves living with me and won't go. Too bad Joe Stains wouldn't move in too. I could get some of your fluffs for both of them


Joe Stains said...

This is a GENIUS idea and I will be first in line to purchase some fluff. How does one affix this fluff to his or her body exactly? I am sure those details will be worked out, just keep me posted.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I'm khonstantly ofFURing to send some of my floof to those pals of mine in need!

It is yet another fine example of Pawing It FURward!


houndstooth said...

Oooooo, yes! Send me some fluff, please!

Bunny (shivering greyhound in the Midwestern US)

Fred said...

What a generous idea! I have lots of fluff...but I don't lose any of it. So I guess I'll just be generous with myself and encourage you to keep giving yours away!

Marigold said...

I beg your pardon. What proper goat would need *other* fluff? We have our own and ours is cashmere. Ahem.
Well except for Boo and Ella but they don't count anyway. Theirs is just hair.

Teddy Westlife said...

Well, I have plenty of fluff but I think it's because I'm a honorary husky. I'd be happy to donate some to your philanthropic cause Tubey!

Shmoo said...

I think this is an excellent idea and would go far to helping the man-made global warming going on... as everyhusky knows, our fluff flies into the air and plugs that hole in the ozone. By giving our fluff to the unfluffed, it will keep their heat from radiating up.


D.K. Wall said...

We are so in. Normally, we make sure that all of our human's clothing is fur covered - particularly the "work" clothes. They really appreciate that. But we still have plenty of excess that we can share as well.

Taffy said...

When will they be accepting nominations for the next Canine Nobel Peace Prize? Maybe you can start to make body wigs for us balding doxies! Khyra has offered to share with me many times cause she is so sweet!