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Sunday, April 25, 2010

Hints for Pups - #1

woo!
I have decided that my Human should not be the only one imparting hints to the masses. So, today I present to you the first in a series of hints that I will have for pups. I thought of it this morning when I was staring at a bowl that had previously contained oatmeal. I realized that the harder you stare at something, the more likely that it will be yours.

I decided that it was more important for me to jot this hint down, so I abandoned my quest of the oatmeal bowl.

I make sacrifices to educate the pups.

Please remember that.

9 comments:

Shmoo said...

You are so selfless for the good of all pupkind.

Meeshka

Penny and Patches said...

We do look to you for wisdom, Tubey! Keep up the good work!

Aire-hugs,
Penny & Patches

Marigold said...

Hmmm... I shall try this approach on the Peanuts. Might work for goats too.

Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

Dis is sumptin we will practice.
Thanks fur educating us.

Husky kisses,
Biloxi

Huffle Mawson said...

I feel the need to send you stuff now.

Jake of Florida said...

We have pawfecred that soulful stare -- and it seems to work!!!

Wirey woofs,

Jake and Just Harry

Holly and Khady said...

Now I know where I get that particular talent from! My Unkey Tubey!!!

All it takes is for me to sit and stare at some sort of food and I get it! Mom is especially good at giving me what I want. In fact, even if she doesn't SEE me staring at her in the kitchen when she is making dad a ham sandwich. Just knowing I am behind her giving her that brown-eyed Sibe stare FORCES her to give me some!

I think you are doing a wonderful thing by sharing these pawsome hints! I'm sure I can learn more from you!

Your devoted niece.
Khady Lynn

Franki V said...

I cannot emphasize the importance of the stare. Tonight my human ate all of her Haagen Daz green tea ice cream without saving a morsel for me. Her sister-in-law noticed me staring at the bowl and she said that there was nothing left for me. Ha-ha! My human is well-trained and she offered the remains of the bowl to me. The molecules of green tea ice cream were heavenly.:-)

Cyber-sibes said...

Thanks fur sharing your wisdom with us, and at such great personal sacrifice, too!

jack a-roo & miss moo