I have decided that my Human should not be the only one imparting hints to the masses. So, today I present to you the first in a series of hints that I will have for pups. I thought of it this morning when I was staring at a bowl that had previously contained oatmeal. I realized that the harder you stare at something, the more likely that it will be yours.
I decided that it was more important for me to jot this hint down, so I abandoned my quest of the oatmeal bowl.
I make sacrifices to educate the pups.
Please remember that.