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Sunday, April 25, 2010

Hints for Pups - #1

woo!
I have decided that my Human should not be the only one imparting hints to the masses. So, today I present to you the first in a series of hints that I will have for pups. I thought of it this morning when I was staring at a bowl that had previously contained oatmeal. I realized that the harder you stare at something, the more likely that it will be yours.

I decided that it was more important for me to jot this hint down, so I abandoned my quest of the oatmeal bowl.

I make sacrifices to educate the pups.

Please remember that.

9 comments:

Shmoo said...

You are so selfless for the good of all pupkind.

Meeshka

Princess Patches said...

We do look to you for wisdom, Tubey! Keep up the good work!

Aire-hugs,
Penny & Patches

Marigold said...

Hmmm... I shall try this approach on the Peanuts. Might work for goats too.

Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

Dis is sumptin we will practice.
Thanks fur educating us.

Husky kisses,
Biloxi

Teddy Westlife said...

I feel the need to send you stuff now.

Jake of Florida said...

We have pawfecred that soulful stare -- and it seems to work!!!

Wirey woofs,

Jake and Just Harry

Khady Lynn said...

Now I know where I get that particular talent from! My Unkey Tubey!!!

All it takes is for me to sit and stare at some sort of food and I get it! Mom is especially good at giving me what I want. In fact, even if she doesn't SEE me staring at her in the kitchen when she is making dad a ham sandwich. Just knowing I am behind her giving her that brown-eyed Sibe stare FORCES her to give me some!

I think you are doing a wonderful thing by sharing these pawsome hints! I'm sure I can learn more from you!

Your devoted niece.
Khady Lynn

PetraZ said...

I cannot emphasize the importance of the stare. Tonight my human ate all of her Haagen Daz green tea ice cream without saving a morsel for me. Her sister-in-law noticed me staring at the bowl and she said that there was nothing left for me. Ha-ha! My human is well-trained and she offered the remains of the bowl to me. The molecules of green tea ice cream were heavenly.:-)

Jack & Moo said...

Thanks fur sharing your wisdom with us, and at such great personal sacrifice, too!

jack a-roo & miss moo