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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Something I Don't Understand

Of course there are many things I don't understand about humans. For example, why don't the appreciate the smell of the dead things we roll around in. And why do they need a tool called a "shovel" to dig holes. But at this time of year I always wonder why so many humans enjoy playing with explosive devices. Fireworks. As my supporters should know, I think fireworks are stupid. I don't like things that startle me. I am a brave dog, of course. But enough is enough! That is why fireworks are on my long list of stupid things that I will ban when I'm elected to Congress. (Also included on the list are lightning & thunder, seizures, vacuum cleaners, etc.)

I want to remind all humans to be careful not to startle their animal friends this (and any) weekend. Your animal friends do not need to accompany you to see the fireworks show. In fact, they aren't even interested to see photographs of it. You should feed your animal friends cheese & bacon instead!

7 comments:

The Thundering Herd said...

Whichis why we recommend living in a "holler". Oh, I think the hu-dad means hollow. Surrounded by ridges, we don' hear the fireworks, even the ones the town shoots. We get peace and quiet, and the humans get to watch the professionals shoot big boomers in the sky.

Lacy said...

w00fs, me says good job, me not like those either..and mama not like them..she never goes to c fireworks.Those things use to scare rusty and mickey sooo bad..

b safe,
~rocky~

Marigold said...

Yes! Even goats agree that fireworks are entirely STUPID! And, you need to add Peanuts into that list with the bacon and cheese. Please?

Shmoo said...

I agree, and for those of you in Merryland that will be setting off those noisy things, I will be downstairs in the dark Human Woman computer nook with 80's music blaring, clawing my human woman, but I'd rather be clawing YOU

Meeshka

Huffle Mawson said...

It's not a holiday weekend here so I should be safe.

Dozer and Coop said...

Thanks for the notes on fireworks. As you well know, I am not enamored of these terrible inventions. But I wanted to stop by and say that is an AWESOME picture of you in this blog entry! You rock dude!

Pippa said...

I am looking forward to you banning fireworks Turbo. That will be A Good Thing. Also, I approve of the proposed legislation to ban thunder and lightening too. Vacuum cleaners rarely seem to get used where I live, but I am cool with that one as well.

Pippa