My good friend Cosmos gave me a tip that there was a website called TurboVision and that I should check into it for potential legal action.
I am on the case! I looked at their website. Can you believe it? It doesn't have anything to do with ME! It's some stupid website that people can go to watch some TV programming and stupid stuff like that. Of course I have my own TV channel called the Turbo Channel.
Anyway!
So, I hopped in my dirigible and floated to the big city.

I found their building and went on in.

You should have seen the look of surprise on their faces when they saw me! It was as if they'd never seen a dog before!

Tomorrow I will tell you about my meeting that I had with some stupid human there.
But Tuesday is primary day in Ohio, Texas, Vermont, & Rhode Island. And it is also a very important holiday. So I'll conclude my TurboVision story after that.