Before I talk about the speech I recently gave at Harvard, I want to mention a milestone. Last night the 18,000 visitor to my blog (since I started keeping track) popped in for a visit at 6:51pm Central time. Woo to that unidentified visitor!

Now on to my speech...
I like giving short but sweet speeches. As my campaign is picking up speed I get more and more invitations to speak. Below is a picture of me giving my recent speech to graduates of Harvard University. I hate wearing a suit, but every so often you just gotta do it!

And here is the speech that I gave to the graduates and their friends and families:
President Bok, former President Rudenstine, incoming President Faust, members of the Harvard Corporation and the Board of Overseers, members of the faculty, parents, and especially, the graduates:
Don't be stupid! Now lets eat some cheese & bacon.