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Monday, June 11, 2007

My Harvard Speech


Before I talk about the speech I recently gave at Harvard, I want to mention a milestone. Last night the 18,000 visitor to my blog (since I started keeping track) popped in for a visit at 6:51pm Central time. Woo to that unidentified visitor!

Now on to my speech...

I like giving short but sweet speeches. As my campaign is picking up speed I get more and more invitations to speak. Below is a picture of me giving my recent speech to graduates of Harvard University. I hate wearing a suit, but every so often you just gotta do it!

And here is the speech that I gave to the graduates and their friends and families:

President Bok, former President Rudenstine, incoming President Faust, members of the Harvard Corporation and the Board of Overseers, members of the faculty, parents, and especially, the graduates:

Don't be stupid! Now lets eat some cheese & bacon.


Khady Lynn said...

Hey, that's my kind of speech! You could teach a lot of politicains A LOT about giving speaches!!


Girl Girl Hamster said...

That's a great speech. And you look really handsome in the suit Turbo.

~girl girl

Marley said...

You are just the smartest ever! I love your speech, and your suit definitely IS stunning!


MaPaw said...

I read your speech aloud for all the puppies here, and you got a standing woovation.

Anonymous said...

Wow, that was a great speech Turbo!!! You look cute in your suit!

The Army of Four said...

T-wolf: I love how you got right to the point! Did you wear the pants backwards and stick your tail out the fly?
Tail wags,

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Thanks for all the compliments everyone.

Storms, of course thats how I wore my pants. It would be stupid to wear it the human way!

IndyPindy said...

Great speech Tubey! You have my vote!

Macie-Malechai said...

EXCELLENT! Bring on the cheese & bacon!
Face Licks, M&M