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Saturday, June 30, 2007

Appeal for Campaign Funds

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I want more money for my Presidential Campaign. I've heard that humans are very stupid and are more than willing to give their money away when they get an e-mail inviting them to. So I decided to send all humans an e-mail:



Dr Meep said that I can't be that brutally honest in my e-mail, so I revised it. You'll notice that not only am I nicer, but I put a cute picture of myself in the e-mail, too!

11 comments:

The Army of Four said...

Tubey: You said "please". I don't think anyone can knock you for not being polite.
Luv,
Dave

Turbo the Sibe said...

Thanks for seeing it my way, Dave Buddy!

Lee :) said...

How could anyone not send you money! You are just too adorable. You make a human melt. Also, being polite does go a long way. :)

The Husky in the Window said...

Turbo, what a great idea. My mom said our money tree died with my last vet visit, so a box of money would be wonderful. I'll help with your campaign if you need a secretary. This is a must for all husky parents.
MayaMarie

Holly said...

Well, that picture should be worth a thousand dollars all by itself!

Good luck!!

Holly

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Oh, Yes, I agree a letter was needed. One needs funds to run for president. I fully agree with Dave - you did say please!
Hugs,
Sitka

Dachsies Rule said...

A very good letter. We would let Mom send you money but she needs it to buy food and treats for us.

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

I think your second letter will be wildly successful. Your first one sounded okay, but humans are weird and they like manners and stuff. We dogs don't need silly manners!

Steve

Joe Stains said...

you are a genius, this is sure to work!

Marley said...

Tubey, my stupid human wants to send you money right now! Because you're so adorable...and polite! Round 2 was much better.

Cubby said...

I like the first one. Honesty is important in a candidate.