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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

I Am A Son Of A Bitch


A few days ago I talked about the stupid human defaming dogs. I promised then that I'd discuss humans making a mockery of all of our canine mothers and sisters.

Webster's first definition of bitch is:

the female of the dog or some other carnivorous mammals

That's fine and accurate. My mother was a bitch by the name of Akara's Fifth Avenue Huricane.

Webster's also includes these definitions:

2 a : a lewd or immoral woman b : a malicious, spiteful, or overbearing woman -- sometimes used as a generalized term of abuse
3 : something that is extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant

Humans are so stupid with their language skills that they have to insult us! I'll never understand them! You don't hear the canines of the world insulting each other by calling each other "son of a human," now do you?!

I make a motion that we rise about the humans and take back the meaning of the word "bitch" for ourselves!!!!

I'm ending this post with a picture of Niki, the sweet old bitch in our house.


Khady Lynn said...

My human is often calling me a bitch if I am being mean to one of my other doggie siblings. I have never figured that out. I figure I'm just being the authoritative "mother" figure they need to tell them what to do.


Girl Girl Hamster said...

Yeah, you tell them Turbo

~ girl girl

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Indy, wooo!

Holly, I agree with you.

Girl girl, thanks!

Tierre Williams said...

When I first saw the title of this blogpost, I was like "Uh-oh, what'd he do?"