Raging Spiegels

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My Human had a friend who thought there was a breed of dog called a "Raging Spiegel." We're pretty certain that Peggy was actually talking about Springer Spaniel Rage Syndrome.

I get worked up about various things. Like when things are stupid. And a lot of things are stupid.

I think that I'm going to write a book. I'm going to try to get a government grant to write this book. But I need some help...

Which book should I write? Turbo's Big Book Of Things That Are Stupid Turbo's Really Small Book of Non-Stupid Things Free polls from Pollhost.com

Oposssums are Stupid!!!

You know what? Opossums are stupid! First of all, why do there names begin with the letter "O?" They aren't Irish. They don't need that letter. It doesn't do anything. We're not called Osiberian ohuskies. So, from now on I'm calling them no-possums.

Second of all, what do they do? They are either dead or pretending like they're dead.

Third, they don't talk to us. They just hiss. My Human has a friend who once called the cops because a no-possum looked at her.

Fourth, they smell bad. And I don't think that they smell bad in that good way.

I could go on, but it's not worth it to me. I will say that Saturday morning Lex caught a stupid no-possum. It's no longer going to pretend that it's dead!



Meepie kind of looks like a no-possum.