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Saturday, June 06, 2009

Unfortunate

woo!

My Human has informed me that she will be buying a new stupid Dyson! This is not good news, but we successfully killed the old Dyson, so we will prevail. Sure it took us 5 years, but we did succeed!

In the mean time, I will be planning, scheming, and shedding.

17 comments:

Twix said...

Turbo, I'm sorry to hear that. I don't have to deal with one of those monsters...we don't have any carpet in our house so Momma says we don't need one. I hope you will get the new one tamed quickly! ~Twix

The Thundering Herd said...

Woo, Turbo, bad news on the Dyson. Our humans have added a shop vac - says it is the only thing that can handle the 6 of us in full molt. Which we are in, so we really appreciated your picture.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Do woo want me to send what I've been saving?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

The OP Pack said...

We have the monster here too, but we still manage to keep it very busy. Mom wants to know if she can come pluck.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Tracey and Huffle said...

We have a Dyson here too. Should I send it to you Tubey?

Huffle Mawson

Marigold said...

Power to the Pups!!!!

jan said...

We are jealous. We want to kill a Dyson but Poodles don't shed.

Misty the alpha Poodle

Shmoo said...

I see you are cultivating a good fluff in anticipation of the arrival of the new beast. We have yet to destroy ours, even though we've required the humans to buy spare parts and replace them on a regular basis. We hope, one day, to post of the death our our dyson soon.

Thor and Marco Polo and 2 Kats said...

WOO WOO Turbo!

That certainly isn't good news!

Hugs
Thor and Marco Polo

Simcha said...

We don't need no stinkin dysons!

Haroorooroo!

Simcha

Fred said...

Stay strong! You will be victorious!

Allison (Dog Mom) said...

Way to go, Turbo!

Wuv,
Gus and Waldo

Cyber-sibes said...

Keep on sheddin'!

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

PS- would woo like us to ship woo a grocery bag full of our fluff to further your cause?

Sitka, Tia, & Cornelia Marie said...

Wow... I feel like I am looking at a photo of myself, HA ROO! Hey Unkey Tubey.
PW,
CM

Amber-Mae said...

Hey Turbo! Now that is one sad news. We hope your Mom was just kidding...

Smoochies,
Solid Gold Dancer

Holly and Khady said...

You look quite chunkified with fluff! At least you aren't being plucked!

Phbbb

Mika and Nami said...

Let us know if you want us to send you our fur. We don't have carpet here, so the vacuum doesn't do much work around here. Mostly just the humans sweeping and swiffering. We'll be glad to send you our fluff to try to clog the new dyson!
-Mika and Nami