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Sunday, November 29, 2009

Ending Global Stupidity

I have been an anti-stupidity activist for some time. Just a casual browsing of my blog will assure readers of this fact. In fact, it was a large part of my platform for the U.S. Presidency.

I have also tried to be helpful to humans by offering them the opportunity to buy stupidity offsets:

Unfortunately, not even 1 of them took advantage of that opportunity!

But all is not lost for the anti-stupidity movement. Queen Meeshka has given me an offer I could not refuse. I will be representing the United States of Amerifur at the Anti-Man-Made Global Stupidity talks in Merryland.

I fear a bleak future for our world if we don't act soon. Do you want a world filled with more humans who act like the Salahi's, the Heene's, Michael Vick, Kanye West, etc? I know I don't!


Shmoo said...

As a Husky on the cutting edge of Human Stupidity for years, your qualifications for bartering a solution to Human Stupidity is just a matter of time. Thank you for tackling this most dangerous and pressing problem facing the world.


Teddy Westlife said...

You have my full support Tubey. I know I can trust you to do the right thing.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Woo KNOW I'm pullin' fur woo -


Marigold said...

You are right. Humans need this. However, they are too stupid to take proper advantage of it. Oy.

D.K. Wall said...

Woo - not a single donor? But there are so many humans who need the offsets. We are surprised.

But we totally salute you in your cause.