March is a month full of lots of special days. First we had my birthday, then St. Patrick's Day, and now National Corndog Day. I think I said it best 2 years ago when I said:
Corndogs are a valuable part of our economy. Please encourage your humans to purchase as many corndogs as they can. They are tasty. They are on a stick. And they have "dog" in their name. I ask woo, what is not to love?
I want to restate a position I held when I was running for President. When I am elected, I will introduce legislation to have 7 times as many holidays each year.