They Are All Stupid!

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Fargo didn't do anything stupid, so he is excused from this post.

Last night was not the greatest night of my life. I had a seizure during the night. I knew I was going to have it and my Human woke up. She's stupid because she should have know it, too. But she didn't and she opened the door to let us go out to pee/poop. [Note: it was 2:30am.]

So, I go out to the ice yard and start having my seizure. Roo Roo is stupid because she started pulling me around the yard while I was having a seizure. My Human caught onto what was happening to me, but she had to put shoes and pants on before she came outside to rescue me.

But my Human is stupid because she claims that it's difficult to tend to a seizure-having dog while he is on the ice.

Then Meepie is stupid because he decided that my Human needed protection from me while I was having a seizure. He sort of attacked me. Meepie didn't hurt me, but still!

Niki is stupid because she pooped in the house during this event.

Lex is stupid, just because he is!

Not An Atypical Night & Day

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Rough housed.

Went to sleep.

Woke up.

Went to sleep.

Woke up.

Went to sleep.

Woke up.

Went outside to pee and poop.

Lex captured a stupid no-possum.

My Human threw the stupid no-possum over the fence.

Went inside.

Went to sleep.

Woke up.

Went outside to pee.

Came inside.

Helped my Human prepare her breakfast.

Didn't get to eat any of my Human's breakfast.

4 of us (me, Meepie, Roo Roo, and Fargo) stayed nearby while my Human cleaned herself for work.

Went outside to pee.

Came inside.

Got treats inside my box.

Went to sleep.

Waited for my Human to return from work.

Pool No More

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Roo Roo wants you to take a peak at her blog today. She has some pictures of herself with a Bur Acorn.

My Human took the pool away. She babbled something about 50 degree nights...I think that's a really stupid excuse. So here's a picture of me in the pool at night: