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Monday, December 10, 2007

They Are All Stupid!

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Fargo didn't do anything stupid, so he is excused from this post.

Last night was not the greatest night of my life. I had a seizure during the night. I knew I was going to have it and my Human woke up. She's stupid because she should have know it, too. But she didn't and she opened the door to let us go out to pee/poop. [Note: it was 2:30am.]

So, I go out to the ice yard and start having my seizure. Roo Roo is stupid because she started pulling me around the yard while I was having a seizure. My Human caught onto what was happening to me, but she had to put shoes and pants on before she came outside to rescue me.

But my Human is stupid because she claims that it's difficult to tend to a seizure-having dog while he is on the ice.

Then Meepie is stupid because he decided that my Human needed protection from me while I was having a seizure. He sort of attacked me. Meepie didn't hurt me, but still!

Niki is stupid because she pooped in the house during this event.

Lex is stupid, just because he is!

11 comments:

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Hi-Woo Tubey,
We hopes you are feeling better today & don't have another seizure.
-Cosmos & Juneau-

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Wooo Turbo... I hope you are better now after your seizure. I hope your mom will give you a kiss for me!!
Hugs,
Sitka

Peanut said...

Oh wow we hope you are doing better today. Sorry you are surrounded by stupids

D'Azul Siberian said...

Sorry to hear about your seizure Unkey Tubey.

Eddie and Selena

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Woo are still welkhomed to khome live wif me!


Wuv,

Khyra

Kapp pack said...

Oh no! We hope you are feeling better soon! Sibe vibes coming your way.

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

Bama said...

Woo, Turbo! We hope you're feeling better, that's really scary! We had a scare with Mik last week, but mama & dad aren't completely even sure it was a seizure it was over so quick, and if it was a seizure it was very mild. We posted about it on our blog, mom & dad have been watching her really close cause they're afraid if it was, and becomes a frequent event, that the rest of us might get stupid & attack her, too. We had already run inside & didn't even see it happen...
Kisses & prayers you're feeling better,
Bama & the RHP

Joe Stains said...

I have never had a seizure but it sure sounds scary. we hope you feel better!

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

I hope you're doing better Turbo. Thanks for posting this story. I'm going to print it out so that whenever my mom complains about how difficult we make her life, I will show her that it could get worse. We could wake her up in the middle of the night to do things other than potty. But seriously, I hope you're okay.

Kat

Holly said...

Oh Tubey, I'm so sorry you had a seizure! I sure hope you are feeling better, especially after all the problem with your stupid siblings.

Btw, what the heck is that picture?

hbbb

Marley said...

Oh my Dog, what a bad night. I hope you are doing much better. I cannot believe that Roo Roo is that stupid!! How dare she drag you around while you're having seizures! And Meepie too!!!!

Feel better, Tube Wolf.

Marley