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Wednesday, December 26, 2007



First, let me say that my Human is a

And because of that, our part of the county had a power failure. My Human didn't do anything in particular to cause the power failure, but rest assured that it's her fault none the less. And it was after the power failed that my Human discovered that she didn't have but one working flashlights. I told her after our friends in Kansas and Iowa had their power failures that she needed to stock up on batteries and flashlights, but she ignored me! Yeah. It's her fault!

Roo Roo killed a mouse in our house last night. It was a total unexpected surprise!

We all got to gnaw on some big old knuckle bones for Christmas. We each got one. Niki didn't really want hers, though. I decided that it was more fun to stare at Lex and make him nervous while he was chewing on his bone. I got banished to my box for a while. Meepie took Fargo's bone and then mine. Roo Roo took Niki's. Meepie ended up horkaing, so my Humans took the bones back for a while.

Here's some pictures...



Misha Meep

Roo Roo


and even Lex


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

This little light of mine -

I'd like fur it to shine -

But my hu-man is stoopid -

Sorry fella!

Looks like another khampaign point to khover: a flashlight WITH working batteries in every khrate?

Wags and Wuv,

Khampaign Khoordinator
Tubey '08

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

AND it is khontagious - mine is stoopid too -

She inkhluded the hyphen thingie went it was NOT appropriate -


And a dead mouse under Tubey's tree!

My apologies!



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Peanut said...

Those bones look lovely.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Stupidity is everywhere, Khyra. It's our job to eliminate it.

Peanut, they were lovely. But I like my Cuz better!

The Army of Four said...

Wowzers, we keep getting bounced off your site!
Hey, are you going to campaign in Iowa or make Iowa come to you?
When you're president, could you get us an ocean in Kansas?
Play bows,

The Brat Pack said...

If you're giving Zim an ocean in Kansas could we also have one in Dallas?

I love staring at the other dogs when they have bones, it rattles em. Good times.


D'Azul Siberian said...

Yum knuckle bones look great.

The D'Azul Siberians

Anonymous said...

WOOO! Those bones look great!!!


Shmoo said...

It figures, someone always has to horka and ruin it for the rest of you.



Kapp pack said...

Those are great presents. We don't get bones like that anymore. Something about making us too "mean" with the little biped running around....Whatever...it's a stupid rule if you ask me.

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

Khady Lynn said...

Boy those look good! We don't get any here cuz of all the stupid allergy problems. And, it's only natural that everydog wants what the other dog has. We're never satisfied with what we are given. Dogonally, I like to have them all, but mom won't let me hoard.

Great pics!!