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Monday, December 31, 2007

No Tamales For Turbo?!


My stupid Human has informed me that she will not be giving me any of the tamales she will be cooking with her stupid friend tomorrow! That is yet another injustice!
She will be cooking up 8 pounds or so of stupid pork roast tonight...

She says she's not going to share that either!

I'm not talking about the stupid tamales anymore. She'll post about it on her stupid blog if you're interested.

Here's the stupid graphic she designed for the occasion:


The meat was cooked thoroughly. Then my stupid Human had to ruin it with chili seasoning and cumin!


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I feel another Tubey Mandate khoming on as part of your furst 101 days -

Perhaps for the new year, we should introduce another khampaign slogan -

Pork Roast and Tamales in your dish tonight!

Wagging for ya,

Khampaign Khoordinator
Tubey '08

Koda said...

Turbo NEEDS pork! Hu-moms MUST share!

Khady Lynn said...

You didn't get tamales OR pork roast????!!!!!

You human is mean and horrid!! You should pee in her bed, or at least find something to horka there.

Disgraceful of her!


The Brat Pack said...

What is going on in your world over there?!?!? I think the humans need a lesson about who is in charge!! (not them!)


Ivy said...

geez! wut a waste of perfectly good pork!