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Friday, December 21, 2007



My Human claimed there was a mouse in the bathroom this morning. I don't believe her. I guard the entry way to the bathroom each morning when she is in there. This morning I did not. I've never seen a mouse in the bathroom. Well, except for that one that I put my paw on and it decided to die. Anyway, statistically speaking I think that because I never see a mouse when I'm there, the chances of there being one when I'm not there must be miniscule.

So my Human called us to the bathroom and the mouse wasn't there.

Obviously my Human was seeing things. She didn't tell me if the "mouse" was wearing a polo shirt and if it was wrong-side-out.


Khady Lynn said...

I must not have been there if you didn't see it. I think she's just trying to get you excited that you might have a mouse snack, and then laughing behind your back cuz it's not really there.


-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

I'm sure yur great Sibe radar, Tubey, would have picked up that there was a mouse in the bathroom.

D'Azul Siberian said...

Ooooh mouse. When our power was out, our mom caught four mousies in her clever traps. She is a very good hunter but would not let us eat the mousies.

The D'Azul Siberians

Charlie - The Big Dog said...

when you catch that mouse can you send it over here, my dad needs a new one - thanks buddy!

Shmoo said...

Try explaining the Langalier theory to her... the mouse doesn't exist until she opens the door.