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Wednesday, December 12, 2007



I was asked to mediate an issue between 2 parties. The Green Giant and Santa Claus both felt that the other one should not be saying "Ho! Ho! Ho!" I solved the issue by telling them that they were both stupid and that they could both say it. Or they could both say "Woo! Woo! Woo!" I don't really care.


Khady Lynn said...

Umm, I'm pretty sure Santa has been saying Ho Ho Ho a lot longer than the stupid Green Giant. You did good though!

Love the pic!


Ivy said...

turbo! wut an excellent mediator you are. you haf such a way wif words. you averted a political crisis!

i came to your blog to warn you that sumbody mite haf it in for you... i wuz looking at the words that were used in search engines wen peepol went to my blog and number two on my list wif 3 searches wuz this:

3 5.08% killing tubey tubes

all i can say is yikes! better get your protectshun detail on this rite away!

luv ivy

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Ivy, this is scary! I will have to take immediate action.

Marley said...

Your picture is awesome. Obviously!!

I don't like Ivy's message! Let me know if you need any extra husky help!

Mars Bar

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

You are a great mediator, Tubey. If you need more protekshun, just let us know. Gotta protek our candidate!
-Cosmos & Juneau-