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Tuesday, December 05, 2006



My Human said the stupidest thing ever! She actually said that she's tired of the snow and cold temperatures and is ready for it be be in the 50's again! That's so unfair! This was the first real snow we've had since I've been around and she wants it to go away. (Even stupider is that the TV weather guy refered to our glorious 18 snowfall as a "winter-like event!")

So, I'm running away! Anyone who wants me to live with them, let me know. I'll be bringing the snow with me!


Dakota said...

Tubey -
The Mom is looking for another computer literate Husky, I'll let her know you're looking for a new home. You'll like the Maryland mountains, and I hear that we'll be moving to a place with more snow in a year or so. However long that is.


Anonymous said...

Tubey: It was in the 50s here yesterday! :( Today it's supposed to be even warmer. How about if you send your mom here and I'll go to your snowy house?

Anonymous said...

Don't run away Tubey--your mom will miss you a lot. Just snuggle up to her and keep her warm, then she'll be glad for the cold!


Anonymous said...

Hey, Turbo! I was just sniffing around and saw your blog. You are welcome to come visit me in Maryland, but don't bring too much snow. These people don't have a clue how to drive in it and it would wreak havoc! LOL! On second thought....hmmmm! Take care, pal!

Anonymous said...

Tubey: It's 57 here right now and 30 in Siberia. Hmm. What if I get the keys to the Celica, pick you and whoever wants to come with us from your house, and I drive us all to Archangelsk? Just a thought.
Play bows,

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Everyone, I'll probably stay here 'cause if I'm not here, who will constantly remind Lex that he's stupid?

Ivy said...

awwww... you cud remind lex that he is stupid on your bloggy! i want snow... oops i mean you cud live with me turbo! tee hee!

Anonymous said...

Oh me me me me me!!!PICK ME!! Oh Tubey, come live with ME!!! We could have so much fun, and my mom and dad LOVE the snow!!! You will fit right in, and we need some snow, so come live with MEEEEEEEE!!!!!


Anonymous said...

Unkey Tubey, you could come live with us. Its not too far from there.

Eddie and Selena

Stella Louella said...

Ewwwww, snow! You can have it! The furry heathens here loved it...those old dogs just bounced around like they were puppies. But they DID seem happy to come back in to sleep. A couple were pretty stiff a while later, but the old female human gave them liver-flavored doggy aspirin (yes, there is such a thing!)
I for one, hate snow. You fuzzies can keep it!
Miss Stella

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

The jet is on it's way Tubey - we would love you to come live with us ! It may be alittle hot - but you can swim in the pool :-)


Charlie - The Big Dog said...

Make sure you bring the snow with you when you come to live with us T-wolf. Its gonna be so much fun when your here, we can get into SOOOO much trouble together, its gonna be great!