TURBO NEWS NETWORK: Take time to stop and smell the bacon . . . . . . . . .

Monday, December 04, 2006

Wake Up!


How do you wake up your humans? Meepie will poke my Human with his snout. Fargo will lick her. But I walk all over her. I'll hop up on the bed and do my tight rope act up and down her, till she wakes up. Sometimes my Human will try to ignore me after she wakes up, but I'll continue to march all over her. I don't know what she's thinking. This morning I walked on her at 4am! That's late enough for her to sleep. She's lazy. Very lazy!


Anonymous said...

I stare. If that doesn't work, I do my low cry/whimper. Tehn I resort to the claw rake on the soft inner part of the upper arm.

Bussie Kissies

Anonymous said...

oh..i wake my mom like this:

1. i go sit on the floor next to her. sometimes if she doesn't move...i leave.
2. if i really need her, i will gently push my nose on her hand or body.
3. if that doesn't work, i will gently whine a bit or sigh really loud.

i jumped up on the side of the bed a couple of times and she was mad about that so - i stopped it. she is nice to me about waking me up, so i figure that is the way to go.


Anonymous said...

We actually try not to wake up our humans cuz we like sleeping in with them! The more they sleep, the more we sleep.

Sleep is goooooood!

(for some reason I'm feeling sleepy now)

Anonymous said...

We like to lick our lady in the face till she wakes up, if that doesn't work, then we shake our collars, & if still nothing then we start doing the "PeePee Dance", then she gets a little nervous & lets us out , THANK YOU!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Holly, sleep is good fun!

M&M, I know the peepee dance! I know it well!

Ivy said...

yeah lazy! my peepol are so lazy too. i start with a little soft crying and then nibble my randys fingernails if they hang out of the bed and then i jump up and dance dance dance on top of the peepol. that always works!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

At least something always works!