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Sunday, July 08, 2007

Dyson's Are Stupid And Shouldn't Be Trusted!


I keep warning everyone that they shouldn't trust that stupid Dyson. Look at it pretending to be friends with Meepie!

No one believes me when I say it's up to no good! Look! It's got me in it's site!

But last night the stupid Dyson decided to pull a prank on my Human. It switched it's control to "bare floor" so that the spinner brush thing wouldn't turn. It laughed and laughed. The stupid Dyson is even bragging about it on it's stupid blog!


Kapp pack said...

My human hates when our Dyson plays that prank too. I don't mind the Dyson much (I let mom vaccuum me) but the 2 amigos HATE it. It's funny to watch them trying to run away from it.

-Kelsey Ann

Amici said...

Those machines can be tricky. They love to play tricks on humans. You are right to be cautious Turbo. :)

MaPaw said...

Well, at least Dyson will leave your fur where you placed it.

Joe Stains said...

That thing looks scary! Be careful it obviously has a bad attitude too!

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Why was Meepie letting the Dyson so close? And smiling? You better see what's wrong!


Anonymous said...

Isn't it great when the cleaning machines in the house play a prank on the humans. However, I must agree with Steve. Why is Meepie letting the Dyson get so close???

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Everyone, thanks for your support. A Dyson should never be trusted!

Steve & Sitka, I don't get what the deal is with Meepie either! I guess they are in cahoots!

Khady Lynn said...

We keep trying to leave all our fur all over the house, and the stupid Dyson keeps taking it. Luckily it doesn't come out as often as our fur! Maybe I could talk to our Dyson to see if it can switch itself to the bare floor. My humans are stupid enough not to figure that part out and just throw it away like it's broken!!


The Army of Four said...

Look out, Tubey! It's got you in its cross-hairs!
Want me to come over and kill it for you?
Play bows,