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Monday, July 16, 2007

Stupid, Non-Sharing Human


My Human is stupid. She did not share her supper with me tonight. She didn't share her bacon. She didn't share her omelet. She didn't share her French toast. And she especially didn't share her ice cream.

My Human is stupid every night right now. She brings that stupid D. Animal out every night to suck up our fur. We keep putting more fun on the carpet each night, hoping that my Human and the stupid vacuum will stop their stupid dance routine.

My Human is also stupid because she doesn't have any new photos of me to share with you all. She said that I should post a few pictures of other boring things.

Here's a stupid leaf with a stupid bug on it. We keep pulling the leaves off of the vine, but they keep growing.

Here's a stupid bridge over the Missouri River. My Human went out for a ride in the huskymobile without me and took this picture.

At that stupid non-husky mascot having university that my Human went to, they have these old columns that are out in the middle of a bunch of green grass. A really long time ago, even before my Human went to school there, a building burned down. The columns have stood there since then.


Freda said...

Hey Tubeys,

No Turbofire pics? For shames, for shames!

The substitutes look pretty cooools though. The buggy 1,2 1,2 one looks neato. I like the nice greens and the little bug. It almost looks like a ladybugs larva but I don't think it is.

And those giant legs make me reeeallys skardys. Almost like Apple Bonkers!

*Maybes you did something 'S-----S' and your peep didn't take any spy pics of you on purpose.* Just a bark. I was doin' something 'S' this early darks...



Khady Lynn said...

So, your human has been really bored lately that she has time to drive all over and take pictures and suck up all your fur, but NOT give you any ice cream?? Now that is totally unforgivable!


Amici said...

Whew, sucking up fur every night is a lot. Your human is dedicated. Too bad you didn't get any ice cream...maybe next time.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Freda, we thought it looked like a lady bug larva, too. But it seemed kind of big.

Everyone, yes! I should have gotten ice cream!

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why she has time for everything but giving you food. I agree with Holly and the rest of the crew..makes no sense!

Mary-Margaret O'Brien said...

Hey, Tubey, my MAN!! Thanks for dropping by my blog. If I had my own wall, your picture would be on it. Yup. Mom always wonders what I'm dreaming about, especially when I start with the kissy noises. I'm not telling her, and you better not either.

Love, MM

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Poor Tubey! I hate it when my parents don't share their food. I guess I must hate it a lot because come to think of it, they NEVER share their food. They are stupid too.


Tierre Williams said...

Boring? They're good!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

They are boring, Tierre, 'cause they aren't of me!!!

But my Human says "thank you."

Deanna said...

If you ban heat, I will vote for you 37 times!