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Monday, July 02, 2007

Interview With My Human


TURBO: Did you notice that I stole part of your dinner tonight?

HUMAN: Of course I did. You leapt up and pulled a tortilla off my plate causing meat and veggies to fly everywhere. I'm not as stupid as you think I am.

T: Why are you so stupid?

H: Why are you so mean?

T: Hey, I'm asking the questions here. So, why are you so stupid?

H: (sighs loudly) Too many Siberian huskies!

T: Can we get rid of Lex?

H: No. He's staying. He was here first.

T: What do you do all day when you're away from us?

H: I am a regional human resources coordinator.

T: What does that mean?

H: I hire and fire people.

T: People are stupid. Do you agree?

H: Yes.

T: Why do you stick me in my box when you go away?

H: Because you drive the others crazy.

T: Couldn't you put all of them in my box and let me be out?

H: No. They wouldn't fit.

T: You're being stupid. You could just put Lex in the box.

H: You really want Lex in your box?

T: No, you're right. He's stupid. Anyway, the others don't have a
problem with me.

H: They do. They think you're annoying.


H: Sure…

T: Why don't you let the other dogs blog more?

H: It's not a matter of me letting them as much as you letting them.
You tend to hog the computer.

T: So, then why don't you buy more computers?

H: It doesn't work like that.

T: Why didn't you go to a university with a Husky for a mascot?

H: Well, Tubey, the mascot wasn't a criteria when I chose my university.

T: It should have been. It was stupid of you not to think about it. So
what made you decided to live with huskies?

H: Lex was living with me—

T: He's stupid!

H: (clears throat) and I wanted to get him a friend. I met Meepie and
the rest is history.

T: I think 6 is too many. I think you need to get rid of Lex and Meepie.

H: Not the others?

T: No, they are fine. Lex is stupid and Meepie is bossy.

H: They are all staying.

T: I forbid you to let anydog else move in.

H: It's not your call, but I don't intend on it. Are you going to use a picture of me in this?

T: This is boring and stupid, so I'm ending this now!


Anonymous said...

ha roo Turbo. first, what a CUTE photo of your mama! Second, great interview. I wonder, did you count to see how many times you used the word "stupid"???

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

I would have to say that I didn't use the word "stupid" as much as I could have. But the answer is 10. A perfect 10!

My Human thanks you for the compliment on her cuteness.

Khady Lynn said...

I'm still not sure how humans function as well as they do considering how stupid they are. But maybe you should be thankful your human was smart enough to take you in and keep you. Lex too, considering he's stupid.


Joe Stains said...

GREAT interview, your mom has a MUCH better attitude than MY mom

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Holly, I think of it that my Human is fortunate enough that I live with her!

Joe, that's nice to here! How about if you come here and Lex can go to your house?

Cubby, humans are silly like that!

Macie-Malechai said...

Woowoo Turbo, great interview! We get the feeling you might think humans are stupid (and Lex & Meepie). You are one funny Sibe!!!
Face Licks, M&M

Sasha said...

Great interview! Though you need to straighten your human out. I'm not sure she showed you proper respect as ruler of the house.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

M&M, technically Meeps is bossy, not stupid. But being bossy is stupid, so it's a moot point.

Sasha, I'm glad you saw it that way.


Turbo's Human said...

Turbo, I did notice. And you need to get back in your box and off the computer.

Tierre Williams said...

Ooh! Tubey, she heard you...or read it. Uh, gotta go!

The Brat Pack said...

First off, I'm impressed with your tortilla snatching. Good work!

Second, I think your human needs more training. She's awful mouthy.


H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Tierre, I'm safe 'cause she's not going to drive all the way home just to deal with me!

Thrawn, thanks for your praise. And I agree about my mouthy Human!

Marley said...

Wow, Tubey, what a crazy fun interview. Humans are so stupid. Good job on stealing part of your human's dinner, and extra points for making the ingredients fly around. Messes are the best.


H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

I was really proud of myself for taking the tortilla and making a mess. I don't know if you noticed!

Khady Lynn said...

A picture of the stolen tortilla and mess would sure have been great to see. Your human should really keep the camera handy so she can catch those kinds of moments. My humans are always taking pictures of the stuff we do.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Well, Holly, what can I say? I guess my Human's priorities are out of whack!

Ivy said...

wowie turbo! you are so brave. i am askared to steal tortillas from the table cuz my peepol wud yell and chase me around.

i agree that 6 huskies is too many. you shud trade lex and meepie for me and i can come live at your house and help you steal tortillas!

Peanut said...

We thought your interview was great. I wish I could have used stupid that many times in my interview.

Kapp pack said...

My human noticed I had spaghetti sauce on my head from the 2-year old human flinging it after her lunch.....the things I put up with for my little biped


DustyDoodles said...


Please tell me hows you stole your hooman's dinner without her noticing! Did you just reach up there and snatch and run, or something else????

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Ivy, I'll give your humans an offer they can't refuse so that you can come over here!

Peanut, I could have used "stupid" a whole lot more!

Canyon, all humans are a trying lot!

Doodles, yep. I just leapt up and pulled the tortilla off her plate. It was magnificent!

The Army of Four said...

Tubey: Excellent interview - and wow, what a cute picture of your human as a biped puppy!
It's nice that you had peace and quiet for your interview. I had way too many distractions going on for mine!
Tail wags,