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Thursday, August 23, 2007

I-9's Are Stupid!


Here is a picture of Roo Roo saying "woo" for those of you who want to see it.

My Human told me that she's probably going to be busy with a bunch of stupid paperwork preparing for an audit at her job next week. She will be making sure that all of her employee's I-9 documents are filled out correctly. I asked her what I-9's are and she said this:

I-9's are a document that the United States government makes businesses keep on their workers to show that they have adequate documentation for legally working in the country.

I then asked her if she had to make sure that the documents were authentic and she said:

No. The government doesn't require businesses to actually make sure the documents are not forgeries or fake. They just want businesses to have a document that shows that they looked at some sort of idea.

So then I asked told her that it seemed pretty easy (and stupid). I asked her what she had to make sure was okay for the audit. She said:

I have to make sure that the correct color ink is used, and make sure that proper abbreviations are used. And also make sure that no stray marks are on the document.

After this I wandered away because it was boring and stupid.


Khady Lynn said...

That sounds stupid. If the government cares more for ink color and extra marks, but not if its fake or not, then the government should be fired because they are stupid!


Kapp pack said...

I can't believe they couldn't find a better use for your humans time....maybe extra time with you??? Campaigning time??? There's gotta be something more productive.

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Roo Roo looks cute in that picture

~ Girl girl

Jack & Moo said...


Don't EVEN get our humans started about the government audits! (grrrr!)

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and Jac A-roo

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

I love the pic of Roo Roo!

Marley said...

Tubey, your human and my human would have a lot of stupid things in common to talk about, because when my human used to be the hiring manager of a staffing firm, she would have to make sure her people were filling out the prospects' I9's correctly. Sometimes, her stupid employees would let people get away with just presenting an "A" document, which they knew was wrong but did anyway. The audit found that nonsense.

I think paper is best used for eating and making noise.


Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Wow, what an annoying job. Will you have I9s when you become president? Maybe humans should have to fill them out to make sure they have properly registered with the Siberian government.


One Little Birdie said...

Audits are stupid and they keep our daddy late ant wrrrk too.

The Army of Four said...

Hey Roo Roo:

Ivy said...

hey hey tubey. you haf so much evidence that humans are stupid that i dont think any humans stand a chance of being elected president next time. you are the only qualified candydate left!

luv ivy

Macie-Malechai said...

We think you should eat all of the audit papers, if they don't have to be "real" then what would a few bite marks matter. We've missed you guys! Our lady's been hogging the puter a lot lately.
Face Licks, M&M

MaPaw said...

I agree with Marley, paper should be eaten.