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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Stupid Poops


Yesterday I had the stupid runny poops going on! The upside is that my Human got me some delicious treats that made the poops slow down. And the even more upside was that she cooked me a delicious dinner of boiled beef and rice. The downside was that I had blood trickling out of my hind end and that I'm going to have to go to the v-e-t. I am still full of energy, though. I feel great, but my poops do not!

It's still hot and stupid outside. Yesterday we had some big stupid winds blow through our county. That caused our internet not to work last night.

Speaking of the weather...the guy on TV who likes to babble about "weather events" says that by this upcoming weekend our temperatures will be in the upper eighties, which will be nice!

I'm closing with a picture of me as a little guy (and Fargo and Meeps):


Ender said...

Oh the things I would do for weather in the eighties! This over 100 degrees is STUPID! I love the picture, you are so small and cute, you even still have your mask!

Amici said...

Your little guy pic is SO ADORABLE. We love it! You could come to Maine...it doesn't get that hot here too often. :P Sorry that you have the runs....I had that too about 2 weeks ago. It stunk! (hee hee) But, like you I got some good boiled hamburg/rice too. Woo Woo!

Khady Lynn said...

Sounds icky! Abby had that bloody sick poops not too long ago. She had coccidia and had to take medication, but it got rid of the sick poops. Hope you are feeling better soon Tubey!

That is an adorable pic!


Marley said...

You can blame my parents for your bloody sick poops, b/c I told them that since they wouldn't let me use the puter while they were gone, everything when wrong and now Tubey is sick. I hope your stupid bloody runny poops go away immediately!


Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

I hope you're feeling better today!!


One Little Birdie said...

Turbo, being sick is just sticky in many ways! Guinness has the squirts too. She got medicine from the vet to hopefully you are both gonna be better in no time.

The Army of Four said...

Tubey: We all had sympathy loose poops in your honor after mom talked to your human. We thought it was the least we could do.
Hot weather is INCREDIBLY stupid!
Play bows,

MaPaw said...

My poops get stupid like that whenever I make myself a snack from food left on the counter.

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Hi-Woo Tubey,
Sorry you are feeling so yucky! Hope you are feeling better soon & you no longer have the runs. This has been some stupid weather - heat, rain & thunder boomers, etc.

Anonymous said...

Woo Turbo.. I think I had sympathy poops and gas for you today. I had a "loose" poop as mom would say. Humm.. I am sorry about the touch of blood. I am sure the vet will give yo a good report.

Ivy said...

uh-oh! that is icky stuff. i dont like to talk about my poops. hope you feel better reelly soon boss!

Freda said...

Hey Turbos,

Cooools pic.

My poops get runnys when my peeps leave me HOME ALONES, sometimes and sometimes when I have companys, as in Tules.

Get wells.