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Sunday, August 05, 2007

Stupidity Offsets

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I came up with another brilliant idea to separate stupid humans from their money. I'm now offering to sell them "stupidity offsets." I've already persuaded a bunch of humans to give me money so they will be less stupid. It's really a win/win situation. The humans feel better about themselves because they think that they are less stupid, and I have more money for my campaign!

Below are a couple of pictures of me informing the humans about this:



16 comments:

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

Humans need so many stupidity offsets that you should be a multi-bazzillionaire in no time. Then you can just buy the next election (because the humans will STILL be stupid).

Amici said...

Wowzers! You sure did draw a lot of people! You look like a great public speaker. :) Very confident. :) In one of the pics you look like you are glowing. Cool!

IndyPindy said...

Good idea Tubey! What do you give them once they pay, a bit of Husky fur? Hey, I had an overnight slumber party!

Turbo the Sibe said...

R, S, & A, that's what I was counting on!

Amici, at the end of all my speeches, everyone gets cheese & bacon!

Indy, we have plenty of Husky fur! Your slumber party sounds fun!

Holly said...

I'm not sure there is a way to offset human stupidity. They are born with it and I just don't see them getting rid of it before the next millenium! But, that should work in our advantage in taking over the world!

Holly

Turbo the Sibe said...

Holly, I agree with you, but the humans are so stupid that they'll think they'll be less stupid if they give me money to offset it.

Kapp pack said...

Great campaign speak....you need to raise as much money as possible....campaign's get expensive.

-Kelsey Ann

Turbo the Sibe said...

Well, Kelsey Ann, I've already raised $87,898,565,165,756.42. But of course that's not enough.

Joe Stains said...

that is quite a crowd you have there! How much cash do you think you can make??

The Husky in the Window said...

Your campaign is doing really great! How are you in the pools? You have to be at the top.

Husky Hugs, MayaMarie

Guinness & Shiloh's Family said...

Tubey, we'd vote for ya!

Jennifer said...

Hi,
Would you like to invite more dog lovers to your blog? Take a few minutes and find out more at 'Dogs N Us' community. This community is built to gather all dog lovers and spread the love for dogs.

Girl Girl Hamster said...

That's so brillent Turbo. And the humans are all listening to you


~ girl girl

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Wow, all of thse people are just admiring you and listening to everything you say. That's way cool! Did they sing your theme song?

Kat

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

I received an email from Jennifer at Dogs n Us Community inviting me to join their community. They had already added my blog, without asking, without my approval. I see that your blog is also listed on this site. I am sking you to email them at jennifer@dogsnus.com and tell them to remove your blog from their site. This is a blatant rip off of our Dogs With Blogs Community and I for one do not appreciate it.

Bussie Kissies
Buster

Shmoo said...

Turbo,

This is a brilliant idea and one of the reasons why you will be elected for President soon.

Your plan works out perfect with my goal to ship all stupid humans to an island where they can't hurt anyone (other than themselves, and who cares then). Keep track of all humans that buy stupidity offsets and off they go to the island.

I also accept your election to be Chief Justice of your Supreme Court. It would not be a conflict of interest, since I rule by the claw.

Meeshka